Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Speaking Of Credit Card Loan Sharks

Obama bailed them out with my and your tax money. Here is my last business GM/Chase credit card bill.
I like to think of it like a thank you note Chase sent for my contribution helping them out of bankruptcy:

Unfreakin' believable!
Too bad for them I only have a balance of $1.50

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

A New Form Of Islamic Terrorism: The Butt Bomber

Believe it or not, this is NOT a gay joke:

One of the highlights of the Friday gathering was supposed to be the Saudi Prince’s meeting with Abdullah Hassan Taleh al-Asiri, a Saudi man who was a wanted militant from al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP). Al-Asiri had allegedly renounced terrorism and had requested to meet the prince in order to repent and then be accepted into the kingdom’s amnesty program. Such surrenders are not unprecedented — and they serve as great press events for the kingdom’s ideological battle against jihadists. Prince Mohammed, who is responsible for the Saudi rehabilitation program for militants, is a key figure in that ideological battle.
After al-Asiri entered a small room to speak with (Saudi) Prince Mohammed, he activated a small improvised explosive device (IED) he had been carrying inside his anal cavity. The resulting explosion ripped al-Asiri to shreds but only lightly injured the shocked prince — the target of al-Asiri’s unsuccessful assassination attempt.

Heh. Maybe it wasn't a bomb. Maybe he was just terribly constipated for a very long time.
Allah-U-Ah...brraaap! Kaboom! jaw hurts already

Anyway, the guy deserves the 2009 Darwin Award.

One more this the reason why the followers of Islam are so...anal?

All right, all right: I promise this is the last joke.

Hate to broke my promise but there is still a question that needs an answer:
how did he detonate the bomb? did the Prince pull his finger?

Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Cult Of Personality: How It Begins And How It May End

Elementary School Students Reportedly Taught Songs Praising President Obama
Fox News
A video posted on YouTube appears to show a New Jersey elementary school class being taught to sing praises of the "great accomplishments" of President Obama.

The video shows nearly 20 young children taught a song overflowing with campaign slogans and praise for "Barack Hussein Obama," repeatedly chanting the president's name and celebrating his accomplishments, including his "great plans" to "make this country's economy No. 1 again."

Children sing songs praising President Obama's "great accomplishments"
in a video that was reportedly made in a New Jersey elementary school.

The video identifies the kids as students at the B. Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, N.J., with taping taking place last June.

The song quotes directly from the spiritual "Jesus Loves the Little Children," though Jesus' name is replaced with Obama's: "He said red, yellow, black or white/All are equal in his sight. Barack Hussein Obama."

Among other lyrics, touting a fair-pay bill Obama signed in January: "He said we must be clear today/Equal work means equal pay."

Click here to see the video.

The author of the full lyrics is unknown, but a woman -- possibly a teacher -- can be heard in the beginning of the video correcting and helping a student who has forgotten the words.

Click here to see the full lyrics to both songs.

The office of the superintendent of Burlington Township School District did not provide comment or confirmation to that the songs were recorded at B. Bernice Young Elementary when contacted by phone Thursday.

The video was originally posted Sept. 6, two days before Obama made an address to the nation's schoolchildren in which he praised the American education system as the best in the world and urged students to stay in school.

"At the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world," Obama said.

Just like Obama, Ceausescu started as an extremely popular leader. He promised change from the Stalinist type of communism imposed by the Soviets and people put all their hope in him to liberalize and open the country towards the Western world.
Just like they did with Obama, the media quickly become Ceausescu's personal lap dog, always praising him and his wife, never criticizing them.
Just like what is happening now with Obama, his cult of personality grew and grew to monstrous proportions. We kids were taught poems and songs about how brave and patriotic and wise our leader is and how luck we are he is watching over us. I remember myself singing those songs in school like it was yesterday and seeing the same thing happening in America both scares and angers me.

Dear Obamatons, history has a lot to teach us. Watch, listen and learn:

From BBC: King Of Communism

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

This December will be the 20th anniversary of an event I played myself a little part in: the Revolution of 1989 and Ceausescu's overthrow and execution.
For those who forgot or are too young to remember his fate, I have another video for you. This is how a leader who had the media, his activists and faithful ass kissers forcing kids to sing songs about him, met his end:

Dear Obamatons: only you can stop this madness before it is too late. Stop writing poems about him. Stop teaching children to sing songs about him. Stop being mindless worshipers. Stop building up this monstrous personality cult. And stop inflating his ego.
Leaders can be easily fooled to believe they are benevolent Gods who have the divine right to take care of their worshipers. Most times it's not them who start to their own cult of personality; it's the legions of mindless admirers who believe in them, the media as well as the ass kissers they surround themselves with doing it. When they do that they turn into dictators and the end of the dictators isn't always peaceful.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Do we conservatives want Obama to fail and lose his war in Afghanistan?

I clearly remember the liberals rooting for the Al Quaeda and Iranian led insurgents in Iraq calling them freedom fighters, how they wanted Bush to lose the war, how they were whining and moaning "bring the troops home" and "no blood for oil", how they were calling Rumsfelfd and Cheney "war criminals", how they sent their "journalists" to embed with the terrorists, how they published military classified information in NY Times putting our troops at risk, how they and their leaders on the Capitol Hill were saying the war is lost, how they were threatening to cut the funds for our troops, how they were saying our troops are "terrorizing civilians in the middle of the night", how they lied and fabricated an entire media scandal with Joe Wilson, his spy wife who wasn't really a spy and the yellowcake that was, after it wasn't, and finally was again, how they made movie after movie in which our troops were presented as a bunch of mentally unstable psychopaths with a thirst for blood?
All that to bring down Bush and make him lose the war - regardless of the cost of our troops lives, their reputation as warriors and America's reputation as a country that cannot win wars anymore. The libs wanted another Vietnam and their hate for Bush was the sole reason behind their treacherous acts.

...remember all that?

My answer to the question do we conservatives want Obama to fail and lose his war in Afghanistan? is NO, we conservatives do not want Obama to lose his war. No matter how much we disagree on pretty much every policy he is trying to implement, a war where the best of us went risking their lives to defend freedom isn't and shouldn't be a political issue, a "payback time" like the libs did it when our troops were fighting the enemy in Iraq.

We are there, we know why we went there and there is no other way out of it other than what Gorgo, king Leonida's wife told him before he left for Termopylae: "come back home with your shield or carried on it"

This an issue where us conservatives differ from liberals like night differs from day and this is where the difference between us and them can be so clearly seen.

So next time a liberal tells you "don't question my patriotism" slap him in the face with this argument.